How to tame a teenager

When your kids become teenagers you despair a little.
Did I say a little? You despair a lot. Here are a list of the things you will say on a regular basis:
Please get off your phone.
No phones at the dinner table.
You can’t watch the movie and message your friends at the same time.
Life doesn’t revolve around that damn phone.
Get. Off. Your. Damn. Phone. Etc etc etc.

Here are the responses you’re likely to get back:
One sec.
I’m just checking out what homework I’ve got.
Really, just one sec.
I’m hardly ever on it.
I’m not on my phone (said phone is under the hoody next to him on the sofa and he’s surreptitiously checking it out every now and again and I can totally tell as the screen lights up his face. Dope).
One more sec.
I’m reading
(Snapchat totally doesn’t count).

So if ever they get the chance to go away on a school camp you grab at that opportunity by the scruff of the neck and with both hands and don’t let go.
Because that means either there will be no phone signal or phones aren’t allowed.
WOO HOO. Nirvana!

So Dan went on a three-day camp and didn’t use his phone once.
I’d even given him permission to get it out to take some photos for me, but it didn’t leave his perfectly packed rucksack (it wasn’t perfectly packed by any stretch of the imagination).

But I wanted to take some photos to show how much he’s grown as I haven’t featured him much on here at all lately. And he’s so different!
And also we were sent this awesome pair of Salomon walking boots from Millet Sports for him to wear during the camp and it was a great excuse for a bit of a photo session!

Here’s the problem with teenagers, well, my teenager anyway. Everything has to be pre-approved. Vetted. It has to be ‘cool’ or he’s not going to touch it with a barge pole let alone actually wear it.
He will say the words “you don’t expect me to wear that do you?”. Emphasis on the THAT and with the sort of distain you’d expect if you produced something from the 1800s with a ruff.
I wasn’t holding out much hope for the boots. They also needed to be light, versatile and withstand never been looked after ever again. Because, you know, teenagers!

However, he poured over the website and picked this pair of Salomon X Ultra Mid 2 GTX and he absolutely loved them. They’re lightweight, waterproof and pretty much teen proof. Toe bumpers because they never pick their feet up and I’m told they look pretty cool too. So there you go, high praise indeed!

So he made it through camp and now we’re hurtling towards Bronze Duke of Edinburgh. Let’s just hope his feet don’t grow too much or I’m hoping Mia likes them just as much as Dan does! #handmedowns


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Inside the Atlantis the Palm, Dubai

The first thing I always want to know when going to any hotel is, what is it like inside? I mean, what’s it REALLY like? Not the same old corporate images you see trotted out in every brochure, I want to see the ‘real’ inside. The one holidaymakers see. I want to see if the brochure images match up in any way to visitors’ images.
So this is me showing you the visitor view of Atlantis the Palm, Dubai!

It’s a pretty amazing hotel.
Sat right at the top of the iconic Palm Jumeirah Island, it has views over the Arabian Gulf and, I mean look at it! It looks pretty amazing!
We travelled to the hotel as a family with older kids. You know, the sort of kids who need to be entertained constantly if you want them to put their phone down and a kids club just isn’t going to cut it any more.

One of the reasons we chose Atlantis is because it has it’s own water park literally next door, which was a huge tick in the box for us. But it also has a beach, pools, activities to join in with and flexible dining.
AND it’s in a place in the world we’d never travelled to before.

Atlantis the Palm Dubai: The interior

So what can you expect when you visit the Atlantis?
The interior is lavish to say the least. A stunning blue and green glass sculpture by artist Chihuly dominates the lobby area, as it climbs from floor to ceiling in a mass of writhing, beautiful glass.
The rest of the hotel is beautifully decorated in an underwater ‘Atlantis’ theme, and at one end it houses a magnificent aquarium which dominates the whole of the wall – a giant water feature which marks the start of the Lost Chambers Aquarium, another free feature here at the hotel.
They really don’t do anything by halves here.

The rooms

Considering how lavish the hotel is, the rooms are surprisingly basic. They’re perfectly OK and comfortable, I’d just say they’re nothing special.
We stayed in the Imperial Club room with a window overlooking the front of the hotel and the sea beyond.

The pools

There are two pools – a sit round and chill out pool (Royal Pool) and an active, get up and join in pool (Zero Entry Pool). Obviously the kids loved the active pool and spent hours at the basket ball hoop, underwater with the GoPro, throwing a ball to each other (seriously, if I’d said ‘entertain yourselves by throwing a ball to to each other . . . ‘)

The best thing for me? There was always a great lounger to be had and plenty of shade. Which was vital when we were there as it was so hot (elbowing 50 degrees celsius) there was no going on the beach unless you wanted the soles of your feet resurfacing.

The water park

We visited the water park pretty much every day. A couple of hours here and there and everyone was happy. It is literally a 5 minute walk away. You can access it via the hotel or by walking along the beach front. And it’s FREE to anyone at the hotel.

The location

While it does look out on to the Arabian Gulf, there is an awful lot of building going on around the hotel so it does hamper the view somewhere.
This image below, however, was the lovely view from the beach front in one area – you can see the famous Burj Al Arab there in the distance.

However turn 90 degrees and the view changes to cranes and building sites, with that lovely cityscape in the background.
By the way, that mist is the heat, as while we were there it was touching 49 degrees Celsius!

So what else do you need to know?
We actually had a fabulous time here. If you’re looking for small and personal, this isn’t the hotel for you. It’s big and flashy and extravagant and aims to WOW.
It’s hellishly expensive BUT there are ways around that (more of that to follow). However it has to be said, it kept us happy for 10 nights and the kids didn’t moan once – and that’s some going for a teenager and a pre-teen!

Have you been? Let me know what you thought.

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A week of blending and 5 simple smoothie recipes

The thing about smoothies is they are Worthy.
You get to throw everything into one container, press a button and voila; your five a day are pretty much taken care off before you’ve even combed your hair.

The other thing about smoothies is they can feel like a chore.
Heaven forbid you type in a search for smoothie recipes on Pinterest; you feel like a failure before you begin with raw vegan this and a list of ingredients longer than any Thai curry I’ve ever made.

Here’s the thing. I want my smoothies to be good for me and easy. Oh and I don’t want them to be a colour that makes people pull a face when you share your concoction on Twitter. “What the HECK is in that?” kind of thing.

So this week Breville charged me with road testing a bunch of smoothie recipes, using the Breville Blend Active Pro.
It’s a compact, easy to use blender that literally has one button to press and once your concoction is mixed you pop the lid on, slip it in the neoprene sleeve and go.
It also has the ability to grind your own nuts (oh for goodness sake stop laughing), but I buy my nuts and seeds ready ground so I didn’t use it.

Take a look at this super quick video to see what we threw into our concoctions!

So I tried out a lot of ingredients; berries, bananas, nuts, seeds, tropical fruit, spinach and kale. More on the kale later.
Some didn’t work out, although to be fair they were rare as you throw many fruits together and they work somehow. Some were such a disgusting colour it didn’t matter how good they tasted you couldn’t get past the idea of drinking sludge.
But some were wonderful and have stuck, so I’m sharing the recipes here.

5 Simple Smoothie Recipes

The Breakfast Smoothie

1 small banana
1 handful of raspberries/blueberries/blackberries
2 dessertspoons natural yoghurt
2 tsps crunchy peanut butter
2 tsps chia seeds
1 cup skimmed milk

This is my absolute favourite. It’s really filling – the double protein hit of chia and peanut butter keeps you fuller for longer – and it looks super pretty. Obviously you shouldn’t judge your smoothies on the prettiness factor, but this one ticks all the boxes!
If you always keep a bag of frozen raspberries and blueberries in the freezer you’ll never run out. If the bananas were too big, I would also put half in a sandwich bag and throw it in the freezer.

The Sunshine Smoothie

1/4 mango, in chunks
handful pineapple chunks
handful coconut (I bought frozen)
1tsp flaxseed
1 cup orange or pineapple juice

If you’re looking for an afternoon zinger, this is your smoothie. I used frozen coconut and frozen pineapple to make things easier and colder which adds a lovely hit to this smoothie. It does take a little while longer for it to blend as the coconut chunks take some breaking down but it’s worth the wait.
Flaxseeds ar high in fibre, great for the health of your skin and hair and can help lower cholesterol levels. A big a super food!

The Pick Me Up

1 handful spinach
2 slices, pineapple
I whole kiwi, top and tailed
3 springs mint
I dessertspoon chia seed
200ml coconut water

We tried all manner of recipes, many of which turned out brown (don’t mix spinach or blackberries, it’s not pretty).
We also tried kale which I really really wanted to like. And actually it tastes fine mixed in with other ingregients, but I found it had an aftertaste that made me pull funny faces so I didn’t push it any further! But spinach was a winner. I kept a bag in the freezer to add a nice icy chill to the smoothie.

The Naughty Smoothie

1 small banana
250ml coconut milk
1 heaped tbsp oats
1 heaped tbsp cocoa powder
few drops of vanilla extract

When I say ‘naughty’ it’s obviously a healthy naughty because you’ve got the double punch of bananas and oats in there to keep you filled up!

A couple of other tips I’ve leaned from our week of smoothie making:

  1. Always have a few fruits and veggies in the freezer so you never run out. Also it’s a great way to chill your smoothie without watering it down with ice.
  2. Bag up a week’s worth of smoothies. Literally put everything you need in a sandwich bag (apart from the wet ingredients) and throw the contents on the bag into the blender as and when you need it.
  3. Adding protein (peanut butter, flax seeds, Chia seeds, natural yoghurt) to your breakfast smoothie really does keep you fuller for longer.
  4. Experiment, try different textures, change the recipe up a little to suit your taste and find the recipes which suit you.

Happy blending and many thanks to Breville for the challenge!

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