He lives in a fantasy world of Captain Jack and yo ho hos

“Let’s go down the drinks aisle Dan (we’re in the supermarket), I need to get a birthday present for Graham (who’s 80).”

“What, he wants alcohol? Isn’t he a bit old for getting drunk?”
“He just likes a drink every now and again. He likes his rum.”
“Rum?”

Audible gasp.
“Do we know an actual pirate then?”

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