I have visions of him wearing that white England jersey, winning some trophy or other for his country and then when he’s interviewed in the glow of his glory, saying: “I owe it all to my mum who took me to my local park and practised with me even when she knew she looked a complete eejit. Thanks mum”.
Awwww, a mum can dream eh?
If you’re here looking for The Gallery I’m having a week off and putting my feet up.
See you on Friday x