Dan: “Why do boys sometimes wear nail varnish?”
Me: “I’ve no idea. Who wears nail varnish?”
Dan: “Just some boys. Laurence at school had some on but it was white.”
Me: “White? Are you sure he wasn’t fooling around in class painting Tippex on his nails?”
Dan: “Nah. He says he wanted to be a rock star, but he couldn’t find any black varnish so he had to settle for white Tippex instead.
“He looks a bit daft really.”