An interview with my children

Dan, aged 7   Mia, aged 4.

 

How old do you have to be to drive a car?
Mia: 17. I don’t know why, I just know
Dan: 17. Because my cousin is 17 and he’s having lessons

When Grandma babysits, where do you think Mummy and Daddy are?
Mia: Going for a walk
Dan: At the cinema

What do you think the Queen looks like?
Mia: Blonde hair with a dress and a crown. A bit like Cinderella

What does your brother/sister do to annoy you?
Mia: Teasing me. Giving me a wedgie.
Dan: She butts in all the time saying ‘bum face’.

Where do babies come from?
Mia: Ladies’ tummies

How do the babies get inside tummies?
Mia: You eat them then they come back out

How much pocket money do you think you should get per week?
Mia: £600.

Who is the cleverest … Mummy or Daddy?
Mia: Mummy cause you’re the prettiest.
Dan: Both. Because you both went to middle school and high school and stuff.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Mia: A tickle monster
Dan: A fireman.

If you could be anyone else who would you be?
Mia: You. I mean the cat. No Ariel. I don’t know.
Dan: Bill Gates.

Who do you think is in charge of the country?
Mia: You.
Dan: The Queen.

If you had children what would their names be?
Mia: Donkey and horsey.
Dan: Nathan and Charlie. NO girls.

Who is Barack Obama?
Mia: Don’t know. Can’t even say it.
Dan: The President.

Who’s your best friend in the whole world?
Mia: Daniel. Cause he’s my brother.

Dan: Now ask me some more. Ask me questions about superheroes. Come on mummy, don’t give up now I want to keep going. Come on, think think think . . .

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