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Dan, 6: “I am NEVER going to ‘snog’ anyone mummy, because licking the inside of someone’s mouth is just wrong”

Mummy: “Why have you drawn all over your doll in blue pen, Mia?”
Mia, 3: “Because she wanted a tattoo.”

Mummy: “Why are you sitting on Emily?” (a realistic looking sleeping cat that ‘breathes’)
Mia: “Because I want to kill her.”

Dan: “I love you more than you love me mummy. I love you all the way to the moon and back, down into the sea and inside a whale’s mouth and then back out again and then all the way over God’s head.”
I’m figuring that’s a lot of love.

“Do sharks have pushchairs, mummy?”
Laughing: “I don’t think so honey.”
Looks at me in disgust or her ‘oh for heaven’s sake’ face (they’re quite similar). “Well how do they take them for nice walks into town then?”

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43 Responses to Quotables

  1. King Dave says:

    I loved these Tara. Dan is right of course. Who in their right mind wants to lick the inside of someone else's mouth? LMAO.

  2. GreenJello says:

    Kids say the BEST things.

  3. GreenJello says:

    Kids say the BEST things.

  4. Christina says:

    Classic! I wish I could be appalled by killing the cat…but I can't since I've heard the same thing. What!?

  5. Christina says:

    Classic! I wish I could be appalled by killing the cat…but I can't since I've heard the same thing. What!?

  6. The Dotterel says:

    So the inside of a whale's mouth is fine, then? Glad to hear it!

  7. The Dotterel says:

    So the inside of a whale's mouth is fine, then? Glad to hear it!

  8. @King Dave: Your maj, I had no idea you read my humble blog. I bow down and scape the floor oh glorious one.

  9. @King Dave: Your maj, I had no idea you read my humble blog. I bow down and scape the floor oh glorious one.

  10. Working mum says:

    Great! These are the reason I have my other blog.

  11. Working mum says:

    Great! These are the reason I have my other blog.

  12. Mom/Mum says:

    I think I just wet myself Tara. Seriously. time for a Tena Ladies….

  13. Mom/Mum says:

    I think I just wet myself Tara. Seriously. time for a Tena Ladies….

  14. Coding Mamma (Tasha) says:

    Aw. Very cute.

  15. Coding Mamma (Tasha) says:

    Aw. Very cute.

  16. Oh thank goodness, it's not just mine who wants to kill cats.. Daisy

  17. Oh thank goodness, it's not just mine who wants to kill cats.. Daisy

  18. Katherine says:

    Priceless!

  19. Katherine says:

    Priceless!

  20. CK Lunchbox says:

    That truly is a lot of love. Although snog had me a wee bit confused.

  21. CK Lunchbox says:

    That truly is a lot of love. Although snog had me a wee bit confused.

  22. Patricia says:

    Delightful…oh I do miss those days…I have one who still says "why do you dress like that mather?" I am still in the you are stupid stage with her!

  23. Patricia says:

    Delightful…oh I do miss those days…I have one who still says "why do you dress like that mather?" I am still in the you are stupid stage with her!

  24. Audrey says:

    Really cute.

  25. TARA says:

    @CK Lunchbox: Snog? How can you not know what a snog is. As defined in the Oxford English dictionary it is: to engage in a spell of kissing and caressing but it's pretty much used to mean kissing someone's face off!

  26. TARA says:

    @CK Lunchbox: Snog? How can you not know what a snog is. As defined in the Oxford English dictionary it is: to engage in a spell of kissing and caressing but it's pretty much used to mean kissing someone's face off!

  27. Dave (ex King) says:

    LOL – You're as daft as I am. 🙂

  28. TARA says:

    @Dave: I'm bananas according to your website!Don't lose the 'king' tag, it really suits you

  29. TARA says:

    @Dave: I'm bananas according to your website!Don't lose the 'king' tag, it really suits you

  30. Sparx says:

    I'm not sure what's made me laugh more on this one – 'inside of a whale's mouth and back' is a strong contender though… or is it the image of the shark with a push-chair?!

  31. Sparx says:

    I'm not sure what's made me laugh more on this one – 'inside of a whale's mouth and back' is a strong contender though… or is it the image of the shark with a push-chair?!

  32. Iota says:

    "Do sharks have pushchairs?" – that would make a great title for a book.

  33. Iota says:

    "Do sharks have pushchairs?" – that would make a great title for a book.

  34. Kool Aid says:

    Those are great quotes! I got your tag up at my place.

  35. Kool Aid says:

    Those are great quotes! I got your tag up at my place.

  36. Hilarious. When my kids say funny things, I'm so glad I have a blog–otherwise I'd never remember to write their quotes down.

  37. Hilarious. When my kids say funny things, I'm so glad I have a blog–otherwise I'd never remember to write their quotes down.

  38. Awesome! Kids are great aren't they?

  39. Awesome! Kids are great aren't they?

  40. that girl? says:

    Love these!!! Especially the mouth licking one and the rather menacing sitting on the cat bit! You cant argue with kids!

  41. that girl? says:

    Love these!!! Especially the mouth licking one and the rather menacing sitting on the cat bit! You cant argue with kids!

  42. Vodka Mom says:

    those were fantastic!!! I wish I could shrink Bitchy and Sassy- however, I DON'T want to relive the teen years.

  43. Vodka Mom says:

    those were fantastic!!! I wish I could shrink Bitchy and Sassy- however, I DON'T want to relive the teen years.

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