I was having a good moan recently that since having babies and putting on weight, many of my lovely bling shoes no longer fit.
I have a pair still in their box sitting in the wardrobe (I bought them as a treat for myself to wear after baby was born and they didn’t fit – that was 3 years ago!). They sit there blowing raspberries at me every time I open the door, taunting me with their little whisper: “Fat feet, fat feet, fat feet.”
So then some people starting exclaiming at how many pairs I owned and how unusual it was and what a freak I am (Ok they didn’t actually say that, but that’s what I heard) and I thought, I’m not unusual am I? Surely every girl has to have a certain number to pair up with different outfits?
So then I thought I had better check exactly how many pairs I have squirrelled away back there in the dark recesses of my wardrobe.
And OH MY WORD!
And this isn’t even all of them!
There are four pairs of knee-high boots – two of them are exactly the same!
In my defence I would just like to say that I don’t drink, I don’t smoke and I don’t do anything illegal (good heavens I sound boring) so all those shoes are my one vice.
Ok, my second vice. I am a beauty product junkie too.
Oh, and I’m a bit addicted to the movies.
But other than that, shoes are my only vice.
So, come on fess up, you’ve got more than me haven’t you? Haven’t you?
If not what’s your ‘vice’?