Do you remember when chopsticks were just the most brilliant thing you’d ever seen and you wanted noodles for every single meal so you could use them constantly and if you didn’t have noodles well then you were just going to use your chopsticks anyway?
My daughter has just discovered chopsticks.
We weren’t eating Chinese of any description, but I suppose she had the right idea as it was spaghetti bolognese.
Wait, wait, wait just a minute there! What is this? Is that basil you put in my sauce?
No no no. Cannot have that.
(She threw it on the floor. I guess she reasoned that it came from the ground therefore it should end its days there).
Sauce? What sauce?
By the way, tomato sauce? Is a BITCH to get out of clothing.
The children will be required to eat it wearing only black from now on. Or in the nude.