Hubby is with Mia in the kitchen at breakfast time.
He is chopping up an apple at the counter, she is sat at the table eating her 1½ weetabix (yes, she really can be that difficult).
Mia: “You should always eat fruit, shouldn’t you daddy?”
Hubby: “Yes, Mia you should.”
Mia: “Cause if you have a poo stuck up your bum, it will help it come out. Bananas are good for that aren’t they daddy?”